Grease Monkey by Phat Panda is an indica-dominant hybrid strain that's potent both mentally and physically. You'll love its intense, potent flavors! Another impressively well-balanced hybrid from Exotic Genetix, Grease Monkey is a wonderful addition to the MGS catalogue. Click here to buy Grease Monkey seeds… Homegrown Nursery offers the high-quality and feminized Grease Monkey strain for sale to wholesale growers. Learn more about these popular cannabis clones, today!
Grease Monkey by Phat Panda is a delicious strain that’s easy to grow; perfect for experts, beginners and those that make their own hash extracts.
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|Recommended growing environment||Any|
|Indoor Flowering Time||7-8 weeks|
|Outdoor Harvest Time||October|
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Grease Monkey by Phat Panda grows slower than GG#4, so it’s pretty easy to control height-wise. This is thanks to its Cookies & cream genes, which improve upon both aroma and flavor. Thanks to its potent physical effect it can be used to treat intense pain.
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Grease Monkey Indoor Yield
Indoors, you don’t need much experience to grow this strain – with a basic feeding schedule and proper parameters, you can produce over 400g per square meter of quality, potent weed. We recommend growing 9 plants in 11L flowerpots, training its branches to open up a bit more so that the light can get to the bottom leaves. It takes 55-65 days to fully flower, and it can grow from 0.6 to 1.4m in many cases.
Grease Monkey Outdoor Yield
Outdoors this strain is sturdy and can easily deal with some of the most dangerous pests when it comes to cannabis cultivation, although we recommend using Multiprotection Boom just in case. If given plenty of sun, this strain grows quite fast, over two meters in some cases. However, it grows impressively wide, so make sure to give it plenty of space. Just one of these plants can produce over 500g per square meter without much effort at all, and in the hands of an expert it can yield up to 800g. In order to harvest this resinous beast you’ll need to wait until the beginning of October.
Grease Monkey Aromas and Effect
It combines a wide range of aromas and flavors known to be typically American; diesel and earthy, although particular plants may also let off hints of cream and cacao. Its effect is quite potent; be prepared to feel incredibly stoned and physically relaxed – the perfect strain for smoking after a long day.
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Get ready to go bananas for Grease Monkey, an indica-leaning hybrid from Exotic Genetix that will unlock your ultimate “chill mode.” Bred from two legendary strains, this THC dominant seed is available as feminized seeds and packs a sweet yet spicy punch for your tastebuds.
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Strain specifics in short
Grease Monkey Seeds Strain Genetics
Grease Monkey marijuana seeds are a combination of two strains: the legendary, sativa dominant Gorilla Glue #4, and the oh-so-frosty indica/sativa hybrid Cookies & Cream.
Gorilla Glue #4, a potent Sour Dubb and Chem Sis descendent, gives Grease Monkey its legendary spicy diesel aftertaste while Cookies & Cream offers its high THC level and a sweet vanilla flavour that is reminiscent of that delectable ice cream cone from your childhood. The end result is a well-balanced hybrid that certainly won’t disappoint.
Grease Monkey Strain Terpene Profile
The sweet sugary aroma of Exotic Genetix’s Grease Monkey combined with potent petrol undertones provides an interesting sensation for your nostrils. The complex flavour can be just as intense, leaving you with a taste of earthy vanilla and spicy gasoline in your mouth.
High levels of caryophyllene give the strain an especially peppery flavour while limonene and myrcene terpenes add pleasant citrus and herbal notes to this cannabis strain’s spicy yet sweet bite.
Grease Monkey Strain Effects
There won’t be any monkeying around with this indica-leaning cannabis strain. Grease Monkey cannabis seeds deliver a euphoric yet relaxed and lazy buzz that will have you glued to your couch. Expect this strain to target your body and work deep into your muscles to unlock the ultimate “chill mode” as you ride the sleepy wave of this calming body high.
But beware, this fan-favourite Exotic Genetix strain is a bit of a creeper, so take it slow and give it time for the physical melt to spread from head to toe.
Grease Monkey Strain Medical Benefits
Medical marijuana patients who suffer from chronic pain and insomnia can potentially benefit from the high THC level (around 22.5%) of this hybrid strain, which delivers a sedative and calming effect.
This harmonious blend of limonene, caryophyllene, THC, delivers a cerebral euphoric that can provide relief to those who are looking for a more natural way to ease their physical tensions and promote better sleep.
How to Grow Grease Monkey Strain
Grease Monkey cannabis seeds can be challenging to grow, but not impossible. You’ll need to practice your pruning skills as the plant grows uncharacteristically tall. The plant can be grown both indoors and outdoors, especially if you have enough space inside but the biggest challenge for growers is controlling the dank smell, so be prepared to invest in some carbon filters.
Available as feminized or regular seeds from our seed bank, this strain boasts a short flowering time of only 8-9 weeks after germination. When grown indoors, Grease Monkey seeds from Exotic Genetix can yield as much as 510g per m2. If you have the perfect outdoor environment (humid, sunny, between 70-80 degrees), you can expect an impressive yield of up to 595g per m2.
Grease Monkey is a hardy and exquisite flower with a high yield that flaunts forest green buds ripe with furry trichomes that will be rewarding to budding growers.
Grease Monkey Strain Clones
Created by Exotic Genetix, the potent Grease Monkey is a cannabis hybrid between Gorilla Glue #4 and Cookies & Cream strain . The THC levels have been reported to range from a medium 16% to a very high 30% making it a good option for experienced users. Nutty vanilla flavors from the cookies lineage complement a skunky diesel aroma from GG#4. The high begins with low pressure on the users’ temples, followed by a heavy euphoria hit.
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Grease Monkey Strain Uses & Properties
This strain is best known for its potent qualities and couch-locking effect due to some THC levels reaching a very high 30%. Monkey Grease strain is perfect for users looking for a lazy night in requiring minimal energy and movement. When used in small doses, Grease Monkey will give users a euphoric and uplifting high. High doses will result in the couch-locking effect so it’s best recommended for experienced users who know their limits and dosages.
Medicinal marijuana users enjoy this strain to ease the feelings of depression and stress as it takes the edge off a frazzled day. Due to the sedative properties in clones with higher THC levels, some users report feeling relieved from their chronic inflammation and joint discomfort. Patients suffering from nausea or appetite loss may find it useful, too.
Monkey Grease Strain Growing Information
This Indica -dominant strain is relatively easy to grow and rewards growers with high yields. It’s a perfect hybrid for LST ( low-stress training ) and the SOG (sea of green) growing method. Once the Grease Monkey strain clones reach the flowering stage, they are known to dramatically increase in height so keep some stakes handy for extra support.
When grown indoors, the plants will begin flowering after 8 weeks. Outdoor growers can expect flowering in mid to late October. Buds have a characteristically Indica appearance with medium and dense shapes. The trichomes are a frost-like white with a powerful diesel aroma so be sure to grow indoors to avoid nosey neighbors.
Lineage: Gorilla Glue #4, Cookies & Cream
Genetic Ratio: 70% indica , 30% sativa
THC Content: 16% – 30%
Flavors/Aromas: Diesel, sweet, cookie dough
Gender: Feminized / Female
Cannabinoids: High THC / Low CBD
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